Trauco is an irresistable but unpleasant faerie-lord whose stone-hatchet gives him incredible sexual prowess. He is constantly cheating on his wife Fiura, which enrages her. She seeks petty revenge on him and the women he charms, but he always finds a way out of it. He has hundreds of children, but he recognizes none of them. He has been blackmailed into serving the King of the Kobolds in seeking out the Crown.