"Don't open the box. A cat might die."

Wallace Barkscrap was born Kal-Ell on one of the moons of Shem, when a bizzarre cooking accident sent him hurtling through space where he crash-landed among forest gnomes. He was raised a forest gnome, well versed in their philosophies, which he proceeded to muddle in his own mind. Wallace's greatest skill is in taking things apart.