THE NEW FACE OF WAR

Walking Tanks Way of Future Warefare

The front page photograph is a grainy shot of a huge, massive, walking tank, with two halflings in army fatigues standing next to it, smiling proudlyl. Caption: ''Sgt. Rockpicker and Spc. Highstep proudly pilot these mechancial menaces. "Look out, Vesturia! This is the Ienovan Tank Corps, and we're gunnin' for ya," Spc. Highstep taunts.

POWER OUTAGE IN LA CHINASIO

Sabotage Expected

by Rocco al-Rishi

"It's the darnedest thing," said station foreman Cole Absalom, "But whoever did it turned it back on about fifteen minutes later. I still can't fathom how they knew what to do, neither. I mean, it's not complicated, but the last time someone tried that sort of thing, the derned noise near made them" pass out from fear.

CRUSHING'S FINAL STATEMENT ANALYSED

Ienovan Vice President Cleared

Shot version: evidence suggests that the Vice President of Ienova was not connected to the plot described by Caelron Crushing in his final statement. Further, it's becoming clearer most of it was a HUGE misunderstanding, and the News Daily apologizes for the embarrassment caused many of the parties.

RUSHA LLONDARAN ARRESTED AS SPY

Police Stand by 'Never Trust an Elf' Statements

Rusha Llondaran has been arrested for espionage by the Ienovan High Constables, evidence of such in her possession was found after an anonymous tip came in.