A roxad (armadillo) who writes filthy song parodies of any popular songs he can get his grubby little hands on. His versions can sometimes get so popular, the originals are forgotten. He is known for such juvenile compositions as "Pubes for Deserel," "The Genital Loufburrow Surprise," "The Orgy of Aldergast," and many others. He is & always will be associated with the old school, though even the old school musicians find him distasteful.