Started as a separate town from the rest of Belle Point, La Chinasio is a sprawling, ugly suburb of some notoriety for its middle class crime and rather boring existence. Bounded by Union Line to the west, Agua Street to the south, and open savannah to the north and east, it is a region of abandoned shops, trailers, shacks, middle class housing, a few parks, and a lot of oddities.

Notable sites:

• The Holly Forest Drive-In Theatre
• Magnificio Park
• Morbid Asylum for the Infected and Insane
• Angelenos Complex, the world's first mall
• Agikaan Hall, a huge stadium for the local (soccer) football team
• Mithril Manor, a lycanthrope-hunting lodge
• The Eighty-Eight Complex, an apartment complex with exactly 88 suites
• Suncake Shop, a sweets shop
• Bottler Lane, where oddlepop soda is made