Armen is a revel groundskeeper who is friends with any student who will talk to him. He is often the butt of rude pranks from various student groups, but he always takes it in good humor. However, he can't stand bullies when they are directing their malice at others besides himself. He makes it a point to pull elaborate pranks on such individuals in a style only a revel can devise.

He's been at the university a long time, & most people don't remember when he was hired, but he looks no older than most of the students. His groundskeeping skills are somewhat suspect. He is more likely to be found trimming the hedges into silly shapes or organizing a treasure hunt that suspiciously look like cleaning up garbage than actually doing real work.

His cousin, Martley Fonger, may or may not be a student. He is often seen crashing parties & staying the night, etc.